Fire Update…

Listen children, I know all the folks in southern California can use a little celebrity real estate comic relief just about now, but Your Mama and the Dr. Cooter are riveted to the boob toob watching the destruction of the massive fires now burning in several locations in Orange County as well as in the northern reaches of the San Fernando Valley.

Plus, we have got to set up the guest room for Mama Cooter who will soon be fleeing Orange County with all her important documents and jewelry tossed willy-nilly into the trunk of her suped up Lexus.

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  1. Anonymous says:

    Joe, you’re not smarter than my dogs ass.

  2. average joe :[) says:

    i already sucked your butts last week !!!!!!

    and i stopped school at 3rd grade because i was smarter than the teachers!

    what do you think ?????

  3. Anonymous says:

    Fred you should really troll some where else, face it you are a sucubus

    look it up if you do not know what that term is as I am sure you are at a 4th grade reading level

  4. Anonymous says:

    At what point do you think Barack and Hillary brokered the Secretary of State deal? I bet it was months ago……so much for real change…..he will be like all the rest just wait and see.

  5. Anonymous says:

    Hope ur Mama got out ok. Love ur blog xox

  6. average joe :[) says:

    who is fred? my name is joe.

  7. Sally says:

    I think that Fred needs to go to anger management classes and get a grip on life

  8. Cooper says:

    Fred is that you ? you did not get your loan ????

    so sorry man

  9. average joe :[) says:

    the guy who made the last comment must be the loser that could not get the 750k loan

    ha ha ha ha

  10. average joe :[) says:

    My numerologist told me I needed to go #1 so I found a bush to pee on but I really did a #2 in my pants.

    Now I’m out my welfare check, can’t trust my numerologist, Ed McMahon won’t take my calls, and no one is around to change my diaper.

  11. Anonymous says:

    Wow. The hostility and lack of compassion here is sort of shocking.

    While there were plenty or wealthy people who lost their homes in Yorba Linda, you angry people who have no ability to sympathize with rich people losing their homes realize that in Sylmar nearly 1,000 people who lived in a trailer park lost their homes too?

    Oh, but I suppose some of you might say it’s their fault though for not having the money to live in a “real” house.

    As for the America haters…hate on. That ought to get you where you need to go.

  12. Anonymous says:

    California passes Proposition 8, then spontaneously bursts into flames. Coincidence, or higher power?

  13. Anonymous says:

    anyone living in LA is stupid in my books.

    you breath in like a pack of cigarettes a day

    there are so many serial killers running around

    all the sex freaks and those addicted to masturbation end up in the valley

    Overall BURN LA BURN

  14. Anonymous says:

    Hey 9:19 –

    I am a life-long resident of Yorba Linda – this has NEVER happened in my lifetime…..maybe you should do your research before calling people “stupid.”

  15. Wishing all the best to Mama Cooter and all related to her

  16. average joe :[) says:

    For those of you who do not know

    a numerologist is a highend psychic for rich di*** like me and yes they are very expensive and accurate on the future

  17. average joe :[) says:

    My Numerologist told me to go to Manhattan NY for a while and that is where I am now

    it is cold but no fires……

    thank the stars


  18. Anonymous says:

    Wishing you and Mama Cooter the best…. My thoughts are with those who have lost homes and are displaced, and with the brave firefighters doing all they can to get this under control. Godspeed!

  19. Anonymous says:

    People who are stupid enough to live in areas that are prone to fires need to expect this year after year. Like last year, the rich will just rebuild and build bigger and better, only for their homes to be burned down again and again. May be the rich need to open their eyes to what is happening in the World, instead of worrying about their materialism. And that means you as well, Mama. Good day!

  20. Parker says:

    Best of luck to Mama Cooter, her home, and her neighbors!

  21. Anonymous says:

    Watching CNN from ATL. We have the drought and every once in a while, leftover hurricane stuff, but this fire is scary stuff. Our thoughts and prayers are with our CA friends.

  22. Anonymous says:

    6:07/6:24 – Go play in traffic.

  23. Anonymous says:

    I pray for rain for so. CA!

  24. Anonymous says:

    These LA fires are soo overrated.

    like big fucking deal man!

    American has fucked up the world by starting wars, collapsing world markets due to greedy little shits who want massive bonuses. DIE YOU FUCKERS

  25. Veni, vidi, vici says:

    The Us 2008 is like troje. China and the credit crunch is the horse.
    Next fase after the collapse of the Investment Banks, Fennie Mae, Aig etc… is the Big Three.

    But no need to worry China and the
    sovereign wealth funds still need the average joe for another 8 to 15years. Treasury Bills to Junk Status. See it with Rick Santelli on CNBC.

  26. Alessandra says:

    Godspeed, Mama Cooter.

  27. Anonymous says:

    Fly, Mama Cooter’s Lexus, Fly.

  28. Anonymous says:

    it’s “souped” up. look it up.

  29. SteveAudio says:

    Oh, and anonymous, unless you’re being amateurishly ironic, go f*ck yourself. Too many people here in SoCal lost everything, nothing humorous about that.

  30. SteveAudio says:

    I’ve been meaning to contact you before this, but up here in Granada Hills, it came within 2-3 miles of us.

  31. Anonymous says:


  32. brooklawn dr. says:

    Could it be retribution to the support of Prop 8? Everything has its consequences.

  33. We are wishing our New York rain for our friends in Southern California, our thoughts are with you.
    Mama bless you for saving Mama Cooter and the family jewels!

  34. lil' gay boy says:

    Godspeed, Mama Cooter; Godspeed.

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