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Target & Temperley: True Love

Bohemian Alice is on her way

Dear Target,

First of all, Wal-Mart must totally hate your gorgeous guts! Secondly, I can’t thank you enough for picking Alice Temperley as your new Go International designer. Bravo, Targo. Can I call you Targo? Somehow, it feels right. More exotic and European.

Anyway, I can hardly wait to fight off the WeHo vixens–not to mention all those dashing, grabby gay men who seem determined to pick up cute dresses for their Midwestern nieces–when the bohemian Temperley line hits stores in October. My big toe nail is still purple and crooked from the Proenza Schouler scuffle. Don’t ask.

Come Labor Day, I know that I can look forward to Libertine’s preppy-punk offerings too. And I can’t wait to see the preview of the Temperley line on May 16th. In the meantime, I think I will paint the rest of my nails…purple.

Your fiercest fan,

Monica

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