When it comes to craftsmanship, no shoe can trump the mastery of designer Christian Louboutin. The architecture alone of his footwear rivals Frank Gehry’s finest. Still, it isn’t always easy to spend $690 on a pair of Louboutin patent pumps (saks.com). Merde, you can buy a round trip ticket to Paris and stalk Monsieur Louboutin for that amount. Luckily for the peep-toe proletariat, Oh Deer! offers a similar leather version—replete with cherry red tongue—for a mere $85 (shopintuion.com).