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Britney Spears may not be selling millions of albums as she ducks in and out of rehab, but her hair still looks like a million — at least to Esther’s Haircutting Studio, the Tarzana shop where Spears had her locks lopped.

At BuyBritneys- Hair.com, would-be collectors can bid on a package that includes not just the singer’s shorn brunette tresses but the clippers, Spears’ cigarette lighter and the can of Red Bull she was drinking.

Asking price is $1 million, minimum. But the pride of ownership is, no doubt, priceless.

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