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Your Mama Would Like to Wish…

…All the children a very happy and safe Memorial Day Weekend. Your Mama really hasn’t a clue what we’re all supposed to be memorializing, but Your Mama and the Dr. Cooter are taking this opportunity to spend a few days in a beachfront shack staring at the water and watching our little bitches Linda and Beverly sun their long bodies on the hot sand.

We got The Chicken and one of her kooky friends coming out for the weekend, and we intend to work those two like poorly treated house maids in exchange for providing them with a place to sleep so close to the water you can smell the salt.

We do not expect to be blogging again until next Tuesday. But one never knows. Your Mama just might get a bug in our bonnet to blog and post something before then. Otherwise we’ll be back on Tuesday with heaps more celebrity real estate pornography.

Bye now…

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