Your Mama is Going on Vacation!

Children, Your Mama has been typing our fingers to the nubbins and we are in desperate need of a vacation. So we’ve packed our bags and are headed for Palm Springs, where even the young people are old.

Your Mama and the Dr. Cooter will be camped out at a very fancy hotel feasting on whatever fattening morsels they serve by the pool.

Although we expect we’ll post here and there, we won’t be posting as frequently for the next week as we ordinarily do. But children, we hope you won’t hold that against us and will come back next week when we’ll be back at it with a vengeance.

Now wish Your Mama a bon voyage.

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