Yesterday Your Mama featured a few snaps of the exterior and grounds, and today we present to all the hungry children photographs of a couple of the public rooms at “Beverly House,” the Bev Hills mega-estate that attorney/financier Leonard Ross has on the market for a spine tingling and astronomical sum of $165,000,000.
Strangely, Your Mama has never been invited to the mega-estate by the lovely Mister Ross, so we can’t be entirely certain of anything we’re talking about here. As such, please be aware that Your Mama may in fact be completely wrong in our assessment and depiction of the various rooms and their intended uses.
At the top left we see what appears to be an extension of the entrance hall. Probably this is called “The Gallery” because it’s not unusual for extraordinarily rich people to call wide hallways “galleries.” Hallways are for poor people.
On the upper right we see a room whose sole purpose appears to be for drinking liquor. The entire room is comprised of a large, fully stocked bar so that one can dash over from the screening room next door to have Isaac refresh your gin and tonic without hardly missing a line from the film. While we think this room looks a mess, Your Mama appreciates the effort Mister Ross makes as a host to never let his guests’ highball be empty.
Your Mama is not quite sure how we feel about a room that architecturally feels more like a train station than a private home, but if we’re being honest, and we always are, Your Mama will tell the children that we rather like the room in the lower two photos, which we are quite certain is the screening room (notice the projection equipment poking through the holes on the back wall?). The soaring ceiling and elegant scale of the room give it a real sense of grandeur that has run smack into eclectic and cozy with the nutty red velvet sofa and the tufted chaise lounges, which we think are magnificent. However, we’re not so inclined to say nice things about that cockamamie artwork. And the wallpaper? Horrific.
Tomorrow we will have additional snaps for the kid of a few more of the public rooms. Stay tuned.