Scarlett Johansson, Bound for the Hollywood Hills

BUYER: Scarlett Johansson
LOCATION: Senalda Road, Los Angeles, CA
PRICE: reportedly around $8,000,000
SIZE: 4, 352 square feet, 7 bedrooms, 7 bathrooms

We confess. Your Mama finds puffy lipped ack-tress Scarlett Johansson to be a real snooze. Yes, she’s pretty and has large breasts, which we’re quite sure makes her the fantasy of many and the envy of many more. But somehow, in her case, that’s just not enough to hold our attention. So the last we remember hearing about this gurl, who everyone says has real acting chops, was that she was busting into a neighbor’s apartment by drunken mistake, and that she was looking to buy a penthouse in New York because the neighbors in her building were getting irritated with her constant smoking.

Now we hear that The Girl With A Pearl Earring has purchased a house in the Hollywood Hills for around $8,000,000. Who knew the gurl had so much money? Your Mama heard this tidbit last week but was unable to confirm, and then US Magazine ran a short snippet on the purchase, so we know it’s true, right?

Our sources tell us the house was never on the open market, so as of today we’ve yet to locate any photographs. But we can tell you that Miz ScarJo purchased the home in May from famed director Harold Becker, who has helmed such films as The Sea of Love, Taps, and The Onion Field. We can also tell you the property is in the Runyon Canyon area of Los Angeles, occupies the inside of a hair pin turn on Senalda Road, and is overlooked by the home of Desperate Housewife Felicity Huffman and her very talented huzband William H. Macy. According to property records, the Mediterranean style house spans over 4,352 square feet and has seven bedrooms and 7 bathrooms.

Presumably, given the large lots and heavy security of the homes in the area, it will be unlikely that Miz ScarJo will bust into a neighbor’s houses after a late night at Les Deux, nor will her constant sucking on cancer sticks bother her new neighbors.

Sources: Hollywood Tuna, Actress Archives

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  1. Anonymous says:

    She needs to stop smoking. You don’t have to smoke for decades in order to the cancers caused by smoking.
    Right now she has good lungs, I guess. Something I wish I would. I am waiting for a double lung transplant due to a genetic lung disease, you know-born with; hence genetic. Sorry for the sarcasm but I have to explain it sometimes.

  2. sergal says:

    I’d like inform you that Scarlett Johansson (actress)actually is a clone from original person,who has nothing with acting career.Clone was created illegally using stolen biomaterial.Original Scarlett Galabekian last name is nice, CHRISTIAN young lady.I’ll tell more,those clones(it’s not only 1)made in GERMANY-world leader manufacturer of humans clones,it’s in Ludwigshafen am Rhein,Rhineland-Palatinate,Mr.Helmut Kohl home town.You can’t even imaging the scale of the cloning activity.But warning,H.Kohl staff strictly controlling their clones spreading around the world,they’re NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled,be careful get close with clones you will be controlled too.Original family didn’t authorize any activity with stolen biomaterials,no matter what form it was created in,it’s all need to be back to original family control in Cedars-Sinai MedicalCenter in LA.Controlling clones is US military operation.Original Scarlett never was engaged,by the way

  3. Nick says:

    FYI ZILLOW ISNT ACURATE UNLESS HOMES IN THE AREA HAVE SOLD RECENTLY. I doubt she paid 8mill if she did she has a huge mortage. I was inside her condo and is was super tiny, and was horrid style…wood walls…ugh. Good thing she is getting some space.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Ther is no way this house cost 8 mil.

  5. Scott says:

    Zillow has this home valued at $1.95M why the hell she’d pay 8M is beyond me.

  6. Scott says:

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  7. Anonymous says:

    She is boring, but I wish I could see inside this house, though I don’t know why she needs so much space.

  8. D2 says:

    IMHO that house is worth about 2 million, so if she really paid 8 I can say one bad thing about her BESIDES she smokes and that is that she’s bad at math!

  9. Anonymous says:

    I don’t think she paid 8; I heard somewhere 5-6.
    House isn’t that large, but very unique and needs lots of work.

  10. Anonymous says:

    ya, i never get why these celebs need all those bedrooms.
    are they ever used?
    if i went to a bigger house, it wouldn’t be for the bedrooms.

  11. Anonymous says:

    isn’t this quite expensive for outpost?

  12. Anonymous says:

    Why does this young woman need such a big house? Can’t wait for the pics.

  13. Jordy says:

    Mama I will email you some pictures of the house k

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