An almost perfectly uninteresting feature directorial debut for Canadian actor-playwright Daniel MacIvor, “Past Perfect” dissects the boring relationship of two characters who, from the start, aren’t meant for each other — or in the man’s case, for anyone. Pic is part of exec producer Christopher Zimmer’s “3A & 3C” series of films built around a Dogma-like set of rules, most pertaining to leads’ meeting as airline seatmates. Resulting tedious trip will likely fly only on home-turf broadcast.
MacIvor plays Cecil, a rude, snobby professor of linguistics (enabling some pretentious dialogue stretches) flying from Halifax to Vancouver; gardening expert Charlotte (Rebecca Jenkins) is his seatmate. After some initial, irritable exchanges, they warm up, discovering each has just left a failed affair. This coast-to-coast interlude is intercut with events two years later, when duo’s now live-in coupledom is coming apart in the wake of her miscarriage and his relapsed alcoholism. But there’s no rooting interest in their joyless union at any point, and drab low-budget, vid-shot production drains further life from helmer’s dreary scenario. Perfs are OK, though material does them no favors.