The action begins promisingly. Franck (Christophe Lambert), a killer-whale tamer at a sea-world theme park and a heavily indebted gambler in Vegas, is forcibly recruited by the dishonest partners of a dying zillionaire, who have finally found his only natural heir — Arlette (Balasko), a fortysomething waitress in France. If handsome Frank can woo, win and marry Arlette, the partners will then bump her off, whereupon everyone in Vegas, except the dying old gent, unaware of his heiress, will be the happier.
Frank is unleashed on truck-stop France, where plump hash-slinger Arlette deals with untoward comments and supposedly hilarious food fights in scenes straight out of Capraworld, circa 1935. Eventually, in a chamber-of-commerce tour of Monaco, the honest-at-heart Frank wins the smitten Arlette, and the two, now in full disclosure, scheme to outwit his Vegas paymasters.
This out-scheming is done through a pathetically hokey animal effect and several Z-movie action sequences, none of which display any wit or credibility. Despite brave perfs by both Lambert and Balasko, and hammy presences by bodyguard/killer Angelo (Ennio Fantastichini) and trucker/suitor Victor (Jean-Marie Bigard), nothing can bring this picture close to the shore of verisimilitude.
Tech credits, as in all Zidi pics, are fine, as are Fabienne Katany’s costumes and Christian Marti’s sets. Indeed, pic seems like an expensive property let by an absentee landlord: The costly architecture — script, cast, crew — is there in abundance, but no one is around to make sure the edifice stands. The film’s one truly amusing sight gag, which shows the bulging Balasko in a bare-bottomed decollete evening gown, is milked to squirm-in-your-seat boredom.