Review: ‘Down Periscope’

The makers of "Police Academy" and "Major League" team up to take on the submarine corps in "Down Periscope," and the result is a testosterone comedy that's crude fun, with a pinch of corn-pone morality. It's good-natured, innocuous frivolity that should raise a few smiles and generate good but not great spring box office.

The makers of “Police Academy” and “Major League” team up to take on the submarine corps in “Down Periscope,” and the result is a testosterone comedy that’s crude fun, with a pinch of corn-pone morality. It’s good-natured, innocuous frivolity that should raise a few smiles and generate good but not great spring box office.

“Frasier” star Kelsey Grammer is Tom Dodge, an unflappable career Navy officer offered one last chance to makegood. Given a diesel sub and a motley crew, he’s shackled with the unenviable task of outwitting faster, more powerful nuclear boats in a series of war games.

Adm. Dean Winslow (Rip Torn) believes Dodge has the mettle for the task. But Adm. Yancy Graham (Bruce Dern) feels, not without justification, that his past record is a stain on the military. He’s hellbent on seeing Dodge fail and does his level best to stack the deck against him.

Both director David S. Ward and co-scripter Hugh Wilson have demonstrated a real affinity for misfits in the past. Their raw recruits have worn baseball jerseys, police uniforms and zoot suits. But they and co-writers Andrew Kurtzman and Eliot Wald appear to have run dry on fresh ideas here. The seamen include a blubbery cook, a frazzled electrician and a zoned-out sonar operator, and none provides more than a single, obvious joke. Added to the mix is a female officer on board — we are told — as an experiment.

Precious little occurs in the course of the chase and pursuit. There’s a surprising lack of tension and the jokes tend to be profane or vulgar. Yet the familiarity of the situation, combined with Grammer’s sang-froid and “Frasier”-like pronouncements, are oddly pleasing.

Virtually every element of “Down Periscope” is kept on an even keel. Its performances are low-key, the style unobtrusive. Ward simply seems to have set a direct course and steadfastly maintained his bearing.

Grammer is a confident though uninspired skipper. His very presence tends to subdue such seasoned vets as Dern and Torn, while normally kinetic performers like Rob Schneider fluctuate between being loud and downright obsequious. It’s not much of a range, but the film never aspires to be more than a fleeting diversion amid so much flotsam and jetsam in the multiplex.

Down Periscope

Production

A 20th Century Fox release of a Robert Lawrence production. Produced by Lawrence. Executive producer, Jack Cummins. Co-producer, Stanley Wilson. Directed by David S. Ward. Screenplay, Hugh Wilson, Andrew Kurtzman, Eliot Wald, story by Wilson.

Crew

Camera (Deluxe color), Victor Hammer; editors, William Anderson, Armen Minasian; music, Randy Edelman; production design, Michael Cornenblith; art direction, Dan Webster; set decoration, Mickey Michaels; costume design, Luke Reichle; sound (Dolby), William B. Kaplan; second-unit director/stunt coordinator, Glenn Randall Jr.; technical adviser, Capt. John K. Nunneley; assistant director, Jerry L. Bellew; casting, Fern Cassel. Reviewed at the Cineplex Century Plaza Theater, L.A., Feb. 28, 1996. MPAA Rating: R. Running time: 92 MIN.

With

Lt. Cmdr. Tom Dodge - Kelsey Grammer
Lt. Emily Lake - Lauren Holly
Adm. Yancy Graham - Bruce Dern
Lt. Martin Pascal - Rob Schneider
Adm. Dean Winslow - Rip Torn
Howard - Harry Dean Stanton
Capt. Carl Knox - William H. Macy
Buckman - Ken Hudson Campbell
Nitro - Toby Huss
Jefferson Jackson - Duane Martin
Stanley "Spots" Sylversters - Jonathan Penner
Brad Stepanak - Bradford Tatum
"Sonar" Lovacelli - Harland Williams

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  1. What a great movie. I just love it. It has the fat guy who works at the Subway in the King of Queens. The action, the comedy, it’s a really fun movie. I don’t know why it only scored 12%. They really, really should have made a sequel.
    Bruce Dern (typically plays evil guys), playing Admiral Graham and Rob Schneider play Marty Pascal really creates the clashing-synergy that makes this movie great.

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