Teresa’s Tattoo

Coming to terms with grief and guilt gives "Radio Inside" a soulful center, around which is spun a sensitive tale of two brothers in love with the same girl. Honesty and emotional insight are frequently on hand, but writer/director Jeffrey Bell (expanding his short graduation film to feature length) is too tenderhearted with his characters to bulk up much dramatic weight, and the result fails to distinguish itself from able but antiseptic small-screen fare.

With:
Gloria/Teresa ... Adrienne Shelly Carl ... C. Thomas Howell Sara ... Nancy McKeon Wheeler ... Lou Diamond Phillips Michael ... Casey Siemaszko Rick ... Jonathan Silverman With: Majel Barrett, Brian Davila, Anthony Clark, Nanette Fabray, Tippi Hedren, k.d. lang, Joe Pantoliano, Mary Kay Place, Mare Winningham, Kiefer Sutherland. Despite being heavily doused with madcap whimsy, quirky casting and a driving song score, atrophy starts setting in before the main titles of "Teresa's Tattoo" are over. As lifeless as the stiff that turns up in reel one, this titanic misfire may sit a spell on video shelves thanks to its name cast, but the unendearingly harebrained comedy looks destined for a hasty burial. Plot is uninspired lunacy. Hal Hartley regular Adrienne Shelly plays a brain-dead bimbo with a Chinese dragon tattooed across her chest, who's somehow landed a pair of holograph earrings containing details of the U.S. space program. Taken hostage by an inept band of thugs headed by greaseball freezer-treGtival (market), May 15, 1994. Running time: 91 MIN. Matthew ... William McNamara Natalie ... Elizabeth Shue Michael ... Dylan Walsh

Coming to terms with grief and guilt gives “Radio Inside” a soulful center, around which is spun a sensitive tale of two brothers in love with the same girl. Honesty and emotional insight are frequently on hand, but writer/director Jeffrey Bell (expanding his short graduation film to feature length) is too tenderhearted with his characters to bulk up much dramatic weight, and the result fails to distinguish itself from able but antiseptic small-screen fare.

A year after the drowning of his father during a vacation, Matthew (William McNamara) is still tormented by not having been able to save him. His older brother, Michael (Dylan Walsh), attempts to yank him out of daydreamland by pushing him into an advertising career, but Matthew prefers his undemanding lifeguard job at the local pool.

Michael becomes increasingly work-obsessed, unwittingly (and somewhat predictably) fanning the flames of attraction between his frustrated girlfriend, Natalie (Elizabeth Shue), and his brother. The bond remains relatively innocent, but adds fresh fuel to Matthew’s sense of guilt.

Title comes from Matthew’s continual retreat into the radio inside his head, switching the dial whenever things become too problematic. But the intermittent fantasy and flashback sequences lack the stylistic flourish to successfully lift the rather bland core narrative out of its commonplace confines.

Matthew’s exchanges via phone and in the flesh with Jesus in the guise of a Cuban drifter (Ara Madzounian) feel like a similarly undernourished idea. More effective are the frequent flashes of water imagery, both as comfort and threat, and a more abstract slant in this direction may have given pic some of the textural depth it’s lacking.

Brian Capener’s crisp lensing catches the Miami setting in an eye-pleasing summer haze. Local color is overplayed, though, with at least one montage too many of neon-swathed city streets, sunstruck deco architecture and carefree beach fauna. Thesps all acquit themselves respectably, but the homogenized lead trio is too scrubbed and vanilla in tone to give their characters’ trials much urgency.

Teresa's Tattoo

Production: A CineTel Films production in association with Yankee Entertainment Group. Produced by Lisa M. Hansen, Philip McKeon. Executive producers, Paul Hertzberg, Marc Rocco. Co-producer, Catalaine Knell. Directed by Julie Cypher. Screenplay, Georgie Huntington.

Crew: Camera (color), Sven Kirsten; editor, Christopher Rouse; music, Andrew Keresztes; original songs by Melissa Etheridge; sound (Ultra-Stereo), Geoffrey Patterson, John S. Coffey; associate producer, Huntington; assistant director, John E. Vohlers; casting, Mary Jo Slater. Reviewed at Cannes Film Festival (market), May 13, 1994. Running time:88 MIN.

With: Gloria/Teresa ... Adrienne Shelly Carl ... C. Thomas Howell Sara ... Nancy McKeon Wheeler ... Lou Diamond Phillips Michael ... Casey Siemaszko Rick ... Jonathan Silverman With: Majel Barrett, Brian Davila, Anthony Clark, Nanette Fabray, Tippi Hedren, k.d. lang, Joe Pantoliano, Mary Kay Place, Mare Winningham, Kiefer Sutherland. Despite being heavily doused with madcap whimsy, quirky casting and a driving song score, atrophy starts setting in before the main titles of "Teresa's Tattoo" are over. As lifeless as the stiff that turns up in reel one, this titanic misfire may sit a spell on video shelves thanks to its name cast, but the unendearingly harebrained comedy looks destined for a hasty burial. Plot is uninspired lunacy. Hal Hartley regular Adrienne Shelly plays a brain-dead bimbo with a Chinese dragon tattooed across her chest, who's somehow landed a pair of holograph earrings containing details of the U.S. space program. Taken hostage by an inept band of thugs headed by greaseball freezer-treGtival (market), May 15, 1994. Running time: 91 MIN. Matthew ... William McNamara Natalie ... Elizabeth Shue Michael ... Dylan WalshWith: Ilse Earl, Pee Wee Love, Ara Madzounian, Steve Zurk.

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